FOR MS. LINNEY'S EYES ONLY!!! If you are not the Oscar nominated actress mentioned above and have stumbled upon this page by mistake, you must hit your back button and go back from whence you came at this moment. Thanks. And we mean it. So DO it! And Laura... I mean... Ms. Linney... please scroll down. . . . . . . . . . . . . Dear Ms. Linney,    We understand that you might be a little weirded out by the title of our little show. Don't be. We aren't actually trying to kidnap you in real life, just in our play. That's all. So don't worry, you needn't call for extra security.    Anyway, we would like to invite you to our presentation that involves your fake kidnapping. We know you are very busy right now doing a phenomenal job in "Les Liaisons Dangereuses" on that Way called Broad, but we're sure you can just call in sick for just one show to come see us, right?. So for which ever day you decide to come, please email us and we'll send you a free ticket... hmm... that may not work due to possible Linney imposters... How about this, Linz: Just show up at the theatre and we'll let you in. Please bring some form of identification so we know it's def you. And if it's a full house, we'll kick out someone to make room for you. We look forward to seeing you! The "Kidnapping Laura Linney" Team =)