ÿþ<html> <head> <title> Kidnapping Laura Linney</title> <style type ="text/css"> b.headline{font: 25px "Arial"; color:#ffffff; font-weight:bold;} b.name{font: 20px "Arial"; color:#ffffff; font-weight:bold;} b.info{font: 15px "Arial"; color:#ffffff} b.infobold{font: 15px "Arial"; color:#ffffff; font-weight:bold;} </style> </head> <body bgcolor="black"> <table height="170" width="875" align="center" border="0" frame="void" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td> <img border='0' src="images/title.gif"> <td> </tr> </table> <table bgcolor="#252525" height="40" width="875" align="center" border="0" frame="void" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"> <tr> <td> <a href='home.html' onmouseover= "document.home.src='buttons/home_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.home.src='buttons/home.gif'"> <img name = "home" border=0 src="buttons/home.gif" /> </a> </td> <td> <a onmouseover= "document.about.src='buttons/about_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.about.src='buttons/about.gif'"> <img name = "about" border=0 src="buttons/about.gif" /> </a> </td> <td> <a href='bios.html' onmouseover= "document.bios.src='buttons/bios_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.bios.src='buttons/bios.gif'"> <img name = "bios" border=0 src="buttons/bios.gif" /> </a> </td> <td> <a href='tix.html' onmouseover= "document.tix.src='buttons/tix_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.tix.src='buttons/tix.gif'"> <img name = "tix" border=0 src="buttons/tix.gif" /> </a> </td> <td> <a href='news.html' onmouseover= "document.news.src='buttons/news_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.news.src='buttons/news.gif'"> <img name = "news" border=0 src="buttons/news.gif" /> </a> </td> <td> <a href='fun.html' onmouseover= "document.fun.src='buttons/fun_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.fun.src='buttons/fun.gif'"> <img name = "fun" border=0 src="buttons/fun.gif" /> </a> </td> <td> <a href='contact.html' onmouseover= "document.contact.src='buttons/contact_on.gif'" onmouseout="document.contact.src='buttons/contact.gif'"> <img name = "contact" border=0 src="buttons/contact.gif" /> </a> </td> </tr> </table> <table bgcolor="#252525" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="15" width="875"> <tr height= "50"> <td align="center"> <b class="headline">What's Going On?</i></b> <td> </tr> <tr> <td class="info_box" align="left"> <b class="name"> Wait, are you guys really trying to kidnap Laura Linney?</b> <br> <b class="info">No, we aren't actually trying to kidnap the famous actress, but we are doing a show that involves doing just that. The play is about two struggling actors trying to create the sitcom of their dreams but are driven to drastic (and hilarious) measures when love, jealousy, and Laura Linney get in their way.<br><br></td> </tr> <tr> <td class="info_box" align="left"> <b class="name"> Oh, it's a play. What's it about?</b> <br> <b class="info">Josh is the brains of the operation; Steve is funding the operation; Carla is the& umm& well& she s the breasts of the operation. Josh and Steve are bound for Hollywood with their new hit sitcom  Kidnapping Laura Linney . Tagging along, Carla is willing to use all of her  assets to get a lead role. But when Laura Linney shuts down their operation, the three actors are forced to get revenge on the film star. Can these young  and oh-so-good-looking  people stop being so damn funny long enough to pull off the ultimate celebrity heist? Will enough audience members know who Laura Linney is? Can we actually put this play on before Laura Linney sues us? Find out in <i>Kidnapping Laura Linney</i>!</b><br><br> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="info_box" align="left"> <b class="name">MU Productions</b> <br> <b class="info">A company started by one, Mutz, and one Urso. That's all you need to know. =) </b><br><br> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="info_box" align="left"> <b class="name">How do I get there?</b> <br> <b class="info"><i>Kidnapping Laura Linney</i> is playing at the The Dorothy Strelsin Theatre in the Abingdon Theatre Arts Complex, at 312 West 36th Street, NY, NY 10018. <br><br> To get there by subway train, take the A, C, or E train to the 34th Street stop and walk up two blocks on Eight Avenue to 36th Street and turn left.<br><br> Here is a map:<br> <iframe width="425" height="350" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" src="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=312+West+36th+Street&amp;jsv=107&amp;sll=40.753263,-73.9938&amp;sspn=0.003755,0.010042&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=40.763446,-73.988714&amp;spn=0.007509,0.020084&amp;z=14&amp;iwloc=addr&amp;output=embed&amp;s=AARTsJrZlBVqnzOi2vLJO1S2llxfovqdUA"></iframe><br /><small><a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=312+West+36th+Street&amp;jsv=107&amp;sll=40.753263,-73.9938&amp;sspn=0.003755,0.010042&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;ll=40.763446,-73.988714&amp;spn=0.007509,0.020084&amp;z=14&amp;iwloc=addr&amp;source=embed" style="color:#0000FF;text-align:left">View Larger Map</a></small> </b><br><br><br> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="info_box" align="left"> <b class="infobold">For more information, shoot us an e-mail at <a href="mailto:info@kidnappinglauralinney.com"> info@kidnappinglauralinney.com</a> </b><br> </td> </tr> <tr> <td class="info_box" align="left"> <b class="infobold"><i>Kidnapping Laura Linney</i> is part of the "Midtown International Festival", which runs July 14th to August 10th. For more information about the festival, go to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.midtownfestival.org">www.midtownfestival.org</a> </b><br><br><br> </td> </tr> </table> </body> <html>